This site, DukakisBentsen.com, and 3 of the least credible universities in Wisconsin have teamed up to create the most ambitious and important plan in the history of the world. If you want to save the universe, you will join in this plan. To solve all the stuff in the world everyone is now complaining about, one could look to funds and current government. Or, you can do the only possinble plan to fix it all — go back in time to 1988 and get Mike Dukakis elected.

For the shallow minded, this seems rediculous. But for everyone else who doesn’t like the current NBC sitcom lineup, I ask you, what else is there to do? We need to save the world, so we will go back in time to the only man in history with the glory, sex appeal, Greekity, charisma and genius to do it. Whatever needs to be done then to make everything awesome again and ensure greatness like GDP growth of Columbia (sans drugs) and Halo 4 to come out, he will do it. However, this will take a huge amount of resources and people who actually have a clue to warp the time-space continuem or can actually explain it to us.  Therefore, the list for the needs to help draft a plan for the announcement of a date for the final planning of the announcement of a meeting where a press conference to announce the dae of the press conference to announce the date the first meeting to start planning will take place, will be listed below:

$980 Billion in no strings attatched funds paid in cash (no checks)

754 volunteers (no more, no less)  willing to experiment going back in time and somehow reporting back as to what needs to be done.

People, probably scientists who understand Pi and Junior College Level Mechanics, who can engineer a device that can go really fast and spin while not having the clocks read 12:00 (WE KNOW ITS NOT TWELVE, BLINKING DISPLAY).

10th grade literate gorillas familiar wih DOS and C++

4 Justin Timberlake Albums.

An electon particle accelerator.

20 diamond laser beam conductors.

lip balm

*list can change without notice.

So, if you have any idea of how to help or get this stuff, contact us.  Other than that, spread the word!