Salesman Guru Billy Mays has been nominated as one of the selected few to go back in time and get Michael Dukakis elected. It is up to your vote, however, for it to be an actual selection. Once chosen, he must go, even if he doesn’t know he was chosen or what he’s [...]

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This site, DukakisBentsen.com, and 3 of the least credible universities in Wisconsin have teamed up to create the most ambitious and important plan in the history of the world. If you want to save the universe, you will join in this plan. To solve all the stuff in the world everyone is now complaining about, [...]

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