Hi! I am Donny Walsh-Gutierrez.  I am looking for a women to be my love cushion.  This episode will have to do with my efforts on Craigslist.org.

I have high standards, so I will not reply to any desperate ho looking for a stud to fondle.

First Posting I liked:

Curvy Brunette looking for a Fun, Sexy Guy (s– j— south)

Reply to: ———————————@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-06-15, 3:20p.m. PDT

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 Hey hey hey! Thanks for stopping by! I am a sexy, slender, caucasian woman with long, wild, dark brown hair, blue-green eyes, huge dimples and a beautiful smile. I stand at 5′6, weigh 135 lbs, & am extremely busty, athletic and toned. I have a fun personality and live for the next good laugh! I enjoy a man who is super funny (without putting others down to get a laugh), responsible but not a workaholic, and loves to spoil your woman. I am especially attracted to taller men with dark hair and eyes that are physically fit. I love going to the beach, mountains, lakes/rivers, concerts, sporting events and any kind of travel! If you have pets or kids that is a big plus! Love them! So if you are sexy hot, sweet, and funny as hell, and you think you can keep up with this dynamo - send me a message! 

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Ok, So wow, I found this woman to be very attractive.  She may have been kinda whorey as she has no underwear in this pic, but its ok becuase she is playing guitar hero which is a must. She is a little heavy for me, as I repeat I have high standards, and am unimpressed she is not blonde or nipple-ringed.  So, an e-mail was sent to her as I thought that she will do.

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To:  ————————————@craigslist.org

From: ——-@dukakisbentsen.com

Subject: Craigslist Posting

Hi there.  My name is Donny and I have found great interest in your posting.You seem to be a decent looking female that I would be interested in meeting.  What is your job? Or are you just a trophy lady (ha-ha).  I am a professional model and have been told that I am very attractive, but I do not want to be vein (wink).  Anyways, get back to me. I am not available all the time since I am a cool guy. Do you not have underwear in that pic? I find that potentially funny.  Guitar Hero rules, but I hope you have the Metallica one or else it is not the best version.  Good day

-Donny

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From: —————@yahoo.com

To:——-@dukakisbentsen.com

Subject: Re:Craigslist Posting

Hey Donna, my name is Tina. You seem to qualify for the funny category! unless you are just bieng wierd!! lol — were would u take me on a 1st date? it better be good… pro model, huh? well before i say anything else I’m gonna need a pic. thx~!

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I found it odd she doubted the fact that I am  a pro model, but I oblidged anyways.

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To:——-@dukakisbentsen.com

From: —————@yahoo.com

Subject: Re:Re:Craigslist Posting

Ha-ha, you are funny.  On a first date I would definately take you hiking since I’m glad you say you’re athletic.  It could help you get trim again, if you actually were before that pic. Any how, I demand the finest of women since it is that given to them.  I guess you actually are someone who just spends money, but i can shape u pu into a productive person. So you doubt I am a model? Here u go.

This was a professional shoot i did for Hilton hotels.  It wasn’t published because the film got ruined after they mailed me the shots they said. oh well. so, tell me when to pick u up babe.

-Donny

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Ohwe ll, she never emailed me back after that emal, i do not know why. maybe she was intimidated or just looking for money.  When i tried to email her back it said the username is not real… i think he computer broke or something.

The next profile I liked was this one:

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Reply to: ———————————@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-06-15, 1:20AM PDT

wanna meet me? looking for 25+ gentleman - 31 (San Francisco)

http://images.craigslist.org/3k23m03lbZZZZZZZZZ96i8aee26caccb616bc.jpg

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Hi there! My name is Donny, what about you/ I would love to get in touch with you and talk as you seem homely and nice. Get back asap

-Donny

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Hey nice profile. I like a good thick cock. Would you like to please me then increase the size of your penis please.  I’ll come begging back. Here is an offer I found that works and you can try it ABSOLUTELY FREE!

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After 359 of those, I changed the e-mail filters and tried again. This  one was interesing, but I found the woman to be desperate as why does she want a fat guy? and why is she do descriminatory.. something screams biiiiiiitch!

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I like a CHUBBY guy - no sticks please (lower nob hill)

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Reply to: —————————————-@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-06-18, 12:01AM PDT

If you are single like me maybe you may be feeling like just hanging out and meeting new people. So maybe we can hang out, no pressures. Movies, are my favorite thing to do especially on weekend nights. Even matinees are pretty cool and cheaper too! i am looking for a guy who likes the same things i do but especially you must like japanese style animation.

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I was not attarcted to this next one, but she is a woman (i think). I responded to this next lady just to hook one in.

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thick and curvy seeks a summertime white guy cutie - 20 (concord / pleasant hill / martinez)

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Reply to: pers-hhf4m-1227344771@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-06-18, 1:34AM PDT

so I am ready to soak up the sun and have a great summer the only problem is that I dont have that special guy to share good times with. Im looking to be friends first then if things go smooth maybe even more will come out of it. So my preference are white guys only and please be fun and outgoing and of course cute lol, tall and FIT.  im not into any sort of drama so please leave it behind you. I jus want to find someone awesome to spend my summer with. I am attractive im thick and curvy. yes I got some meat. Im latina and black too so thats a good combo so hit me back up with a pic and tell me about yourself please be between 20-28. I hope to talk to you soon.

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Hi! I am a short, fat Mexican guy, even tho im not.  i like blonde skinny chicks, but i’ll make an exception for you …. fat chicks need lovin too hun! I am actually white too, but you seem to desperate to turn guys down.

-Donny Diesel [needed a cool ass nick name to make the deal 100%]

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what she sent back cannot be printed.. it can, but i don’t wanna… its  seven letters, two words

Well, Donny didn’t get it this time, maybe next time! Tune in