Fun times in Cleveland today!
it’s Cleeevelaaand!
Come on down to Cleveland town everyone!
Come and look at both of our buildings!
Buy some food that’s prepared near the stree-eet!
Who knows, you might even see this guy!
You should come on down to West 6th Street!
It’s the perfect place if you’re a douche bag!
Watch the poor people all wait for busses!
Who the fck still uses a pay phone!
Here’s the place where there used to be industry!
This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland!
Cleveland leads the nation in drifters!
Here’s a statue of Moses Cleveland!
He’s the guy who invented Cleveland!
YA!

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