Do anal retentive people hate to crap?
Beer commercials never show fat guys, only skinny girls. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY?
Taco Bell should have a giant bell outside each store. So big must this bell be that it does not allow anyone in Since no one should go in there any ways but still do. 
Chicago sounds like someone’s chihuahua [...]

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I like big asses.  Uh! Women with big asses are so sexy.  The bigger the ass the sexier. Except if she is my girlfriend.  Then her ass is too fat.  She’s spending all my money eating to make her self as fat as possible.  Stop bitch. Eat a carrot.
If potatoes were not brown, would English people stop calling [...]

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You would think all those gorgeous models would always have gorgeous kids. But picking a spouse requires judgement.
What would I do for a Klondike Bar? I would definately not fight the cashier.. unless I was pretending to be Aladdin.
The best thing about Puerto Rico is not that it’s an island. It’s that its an island [...]

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