Salesman Guru Billy Mays has been nominated as one of the selected few to go back in time and get Michael Dukakis elected. It is up to your vote, however, for it to be an actual selection. Once chosen, he must go, even if he doesn’t know he was chosen or what he’s [...]

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   This song shared courtesy zshare.

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Donny Looking for love

Donny is a single hunk looking for a sexy babe.  He is kind enough to record his search and share it with DukakisBentsen.com and Crappy People Magazine. Look for this segment in every new installment of Crappy People Magazine. You can subscribe to crappy people magazine for free here.

 
Hi! I am Donny [...]

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Is this even serious, i thought it was a joke. if anyone has seen this, please contact us BECAUSE YOU ARE BANNED FROM BEING A REASONABLE PERSON FOR 3 WEEKS. yes, continue. this is Ryan O’Neal from Norman Mailer’s “tough guys don’t dance” but appearantly act like shit and are only hired after [...]

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DukakisBentsen.com officially announced today that it will be publishing Crappy People Magazine. It is just like regular People Magazine, but only about the crappiest people: like Jameer Nelson-

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They both have to do with carrie prejean,

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Yeah, how awesome is this. NOT only was $37 million spent to elect Michael Dukakis in 1988 as well as erect his presidential library, but lots of these were purchased:

Ah! Do you want one? Comment below. If enough people do, they’ll be sold.. for like $7 or something, maybe $10, let’s see. [...]

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So, DukakisBentsen.com was contacted by a store owner who has a boat load of these Buffalo Bills Super Bowl XXV Champions T-Shirts. If you remember, they lost to the NY Giants.

This is a terrible artist rendition the actual logo on some awful poorly drawn shirt.
Since this site is based on losers who were forgotten except [...]

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The Newest addition to the Michael Dukakis Presidential Library!
You can create your own page on whatever you want by following this easy 2 step process!
(This is the link to the Permanant Location of this library entry )
BillyMays is an award winning salesman, inventor of Oxiclean, former lumberjack, Communist Pirate Sympathist and was President of the Albert [...]

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