Is this even serious, i thought it was a joke. if anyone has seen this, please contact us BECAUSE YOU ARE BANNED FROM BEING A REASONABLE PERSON FOR 3 WEEKS. yes, continue. this is Ryan O’Neal from Norman Mailer’s “tough guys don’t dance” but appearantly act like shit and are only hired after [...]

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The Late Show’s David Letterman apologized to Gov. Sarah Palin for a joke he made about her daughter getting knocked up by A-Rod.  The issue blew up after Palins appearance on the today show with Matt Lauer (click here to view)

What do you think about this apology? Good or crappy?

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Oh man. Carrie Prejean, the bigotted Miss America runner-up who drew the ire of left-wingers, prop 8 opponents, and Obama voters everywhere when she stated Obama’s exact positions about gay marriage in a beauty pageant was fired Wednesday from her position as Calis representative.
Prejean, who won her position by dressing up in a bikini and [...]

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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! AS YOU IDIOTS KNOW, I LOVE MOVIES.  I LOVE MOVIES AND I LOVE TO HIT PLAY ON THE MOVIE PLAYING MACHINE AND HIT PLAY SINCE ITS SO SHINY AND SPARKLY AFTER OXICLEANING SO I HIT PLAY AND WATCH MOVIES ABOUT THINGS.  RECENTLY, I SAW MOVIES COMING OUT ON DVD RECENTLY.  SINCE I [...]

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The Smoking Gone-dy
Lonny Anderson
Who ate my breakfast
Gretchen Pullin’ Koppel 
Barfer Upon High
They Not You
He Hate Fish
Faster Than Oprah
Unravel My Goose
I Win Your Horserace
Soup Horsey
Buy Sexy Muffin
Win Gin Tonic Green
Marv Horsebert
Zippity Do-de
What’s the deal with pebbles
Are You Cheeseburger
Flamin’ Raymond the sequel
Bruce Winsteen
Gallup Bundy
Kelly has a bag of oat
Flying Privates
Gravy On Barkley
Fruit By the Foot
Outside Lounging Oligarchy
Hoof Let the [...]

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Wow she is stunning ain’t she?
And, well, what is the pageant supposed to be about, brains?
There is a huge problem with this thing anyways, that it gives women scholarships and aspirations to be unbelieveably sexy by being too thin and not that bright.
Another problem is that a man like Perez, who I have no problem [...]

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So, like the mature adult I am, I was watching Sunday Morning Cartoons again and came accross the following commercial. Well, it actually came accross me, watching a television show geared towards 3 to 15 year olds. Be it, the televised one was 30 seconds long, but this is the whole one the tv spot [...]

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As if kids learning to grab their croth from music videos in their early teens wasn’t enough, we get this charming little ad  from “Pull-Ups” diapers  during Sunday Morning Cartoons teaching kids the potty dance when they have to go chiff chiff.

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Well… 
Anyway, the guy is probably a nicre man who needs money and thought nothing of it.  Poor [...]

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