To honor Billy, post a comment below with a little note you’d like to send his family (please, no spam, we really mean it) and we will send it to him. we really liked Billy around here.  He was entertaining and there wouldn’t beso much attention to him now if people did not feel the [...]

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Well, for everyone new here, this website is a comedy site trying to raise money and awareness to the fake cause we have of going back in time to get Mike Dukakis elected in 1988 and save the world.  We recently nominated Billy Mays as one of our members to be sent back and accomplish [...]

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This site, DukakisBentsen.com, and 3 of the least credible universities in Wisconsin have teamed up to create the most ambitious and important plan in the history of the world. If you want to save the universe, you will join in this plan. To solve all the stuff in the world everyone is now complaining about, [...]

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Is this even serious, i thought it was a joke. if anyone has seen this, please contact us BECAUSE YOU ARE BANNED FROM BEING A REASONABLE PERSON FOR 3 WEEKS. yes, continue. this is Ryan O’Neal from Norman Mailer’s “tough guys don’t dance” but appearantly act like shit and are only hired after [...]

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The Late Show’s David Letterman apologized to Gov. Sarah Palin for a joke he made about her daughter getting knocked up by A-Rod.  The issue blew up after Palins appearance on the today show with Matt Lauer (click here to view)

What do you think about this apology? Good or crappy?

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On June 12, Gov. Sarah Palin went on the Today Show to discuss the success she had in finishing the pipeline deal from Alaska to the lower 48 states. In the interview, Matt Lauer comments on Letterman’s joke about Sarah Palin’s visit to Yankee Stadium earlier in the week.

This was the joke Letterman told about [...]

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in the new series of lexus commercials, the brand encourages stealing cars, picking up prostitutes, and running away from the FBI in order to live a little. if bill clinton was still president, you can do this then sue lexus and win $80 billion. now, after the corporate power grab of the lat 8years, [...]

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There is a debate over whether homosexuality is born with or ‘chosen’. Due to breakthrough scienetific evidence done by Dukakis/Bentsen and the fact that few people would chose years of persecution, beating, and strange looks from the bellhops that don’t mean anything but drive people crazy since they feel inferior as they are looked down [...]

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Oh man. Carrie Prejean, the bigotted Miss America runner-up who drew the ire of left-wingers, prop 8 opponents, and Obama voters everywhere when she stated Obama’s exact positions about gay marriage in a beauty pageant was fired Wednesday from her position as Calis representative.
Prejean, who won her position by dressing up in a bikini and [...]

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