Thanks to the original post by Domain Barnyard that was too good to pass up adding in this segment! http://flickr.com/photos/loritingey/2471874119/

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time or a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE he could believe in.
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need [...]

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On June 12, Gov. Sarah Palin went on the Today Show to discuss the success she had in finishing the pipeline deal from Alaska to the lower 48 states. In the interview, Matt Lauer comments on Letterman’s joke about Sarah Palin’s visit to Yankee Stadium earlier in the week.

This was the joke Letterman told about [...]

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There is a debate over whether homosexuality is born with or ‘chosen’. Due to breakthrough scienetific evidence done by Dukakis/Bentsen and the fact that few people would chose years of persecution, beating, and strange looks from the bellhops that don’t mean anything but drive people crazy since they feel inferior as they are looked down [...]

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Oh man. Carrie Prejean, the bigotted Miss America runner-up who drew the ire of left-wingers, prop 8 opponents, and Obama voters everywhere when she stated Obama’s exact positions about gay marriage in a beauty pageant was fired Wednesday from her position as Calis representative.
Prejean, who won her position by dressing up in a bikini and [...]

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News from the Alternate Universe! Be thankful you are in yours!
WASHINGTON - President Paris Hilton signed a breakthrough measurement today at Capitol Hill.  To spur weight loss like never before, Hilton deemed Exxon-Mobile, the billion dollar oil and gas company, the only corporation allowed to make any pre-produced food of any kind.
The weight loss deal [...]

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