Well, for everyone new here, this website is a comedy site trying to raise money and awareness to the fake cause we have of going back in time to get Mike Dukakis elected in 1988 and save the world.  We recently nominated Billy Mays as one of our members to be sent back and accomplish the mission.  Unfortunately, wenow have to go back in time to send him even further back.  But this is not important anymore — here’s what is.

We really liked Billy Mays, as he was the only person who could get not only us, but millions of people, to actually go online and search for ads for cleaning products like Orange Glo and Oxi Clean just to watch their commercials.  Billy was really entertaining and we had fun with him. Hey, he had fun with him by challenging other pitchmen to “Sell-off” competitions on radio shows like Adam Carolla Show and by doing ESPN commercials with his family all having beards like him.

To honor Billy, since we feel we should as most of our traffic comes from people intrigued in him, we are trying to find a contact for his family to send him well wishes.  When we do, we will post it.  For the time being, post a comment below with a little note you’d like to send him family (please, no spam, we really mean it) and we will send it to him.

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