To honor Billy, post a comment below with a little note you’d like to send his family (please, no spam, we really mean it) and we will send it to him. we really liked Billy around here.  He was entertaining and there wouldn’t beso much attention to him now if people did not feel the [...]

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Well, for everyone new here, this website is a comedy site trying to raise money and awareness to the fake cause we have of going back in time to get Mike Dukakis elected in 1988 and save the world.  We recently nominated Billy Mays as one of our members to be sent back and accomplish [...]

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Salesman Guru Billy Mays has been nominated as one of the selected few to go back in time and get Michael Dukakis elected. It is up to your vote, however, for it to be an actual selection. Once chosen, he must go, even if he doesn’t know he was chosen or what he’s [...]

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This site, DukakisBentsen.com, and 3 of the least credible universities in Wisconsin have teamed up to create the most ambitious and important plan in the history of the world. If you want to save the universe, you will join in this plan. To solve all the stuff in the world everyone is now complaining about, [...]

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   This song shared courtesy zshare.

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Donny Looking for love

Donny is a single hunk looking for a sexy babe.  He is kind enough to record his search and share it with DukakisBentsen.com and Crappy People Magazine. Look for this segment in every new installment of Crappy People Magazine. You can subscribe to crappy people magazine for free here.

 
Hi! I am Donny [...]

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Is this even serious, i thought it was a joke. if anyone has seen this, please contact us BECAUSE YOU ARE BANNED FROM BEING A REASONABLE PERSON FOR 3 WEEKS. yes, continue. this is Ryan O’Neal from Norman Mailer’s “tough guys don’t dance” but appearantly act like shit and are only hired after [...]

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DukakisBentsen.com officially announced today that it will be publishing Crappy People Magazine. It is just like regular People Magazine, but only about the crappiest people: like Jameer Nelson-

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The Late Show’s David Letterman apologized to Gov. Sarah Palin for a joke he made about her daughter getting knocked up by A-Rod.  The issue blew up after Palins appearance on the today show with Matt Lauer (click here to view)

What do you think about this apology? Good or crappy?

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Thanks to the original post by Domain Barnyard that was too good to pass up adding in this segment! http://flickr.com/photos/loritingey/2471874119/

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time or a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE he could believe in.
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need [...]

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