About

Welcome to the Official website for Michael Stanley Dukakis’ 1988 Presidential campaign and presidential library.  He lost this election, but this library was fully funded and built with the $37 we raised for it during the campaign.  Most the info here is fake, as you would assumed from a library from an alternate universe. 

In 1988, the greatest man in the history of time lost the presidential election to George Bush I. The greatest man in the world, a Greek man, had ideas that would make the world 100% unbelieveable. This man, partnered with his unbelieveable Vice Presidential candidate, would make Earth as luxurious as any Penthouse registered for [[Donald Trump]]. This man was Michael Dukakis.

However, thanks to hope and scientific evidence of phenominae such as the many worlds theory we like to believe that somewhere Mike Dukakis won the election. Somewhere, the tank was a genious idea. SOmewhere, his Greekness and dark skin was a benefit, not a hinderance. And somewhere, George Bush looks hot in a bikini. Somewhere, Mike DUkakis is President, Seinfeld is an actual documentary, Super Mario actually does fight oversized lizards that breathe fire to rescue a princess named Peach. In this somewhere, dogs DO speak Spanish and Shaquille O’Neal is a tax attorney in Helena, Montana. Fact, is Dukakis won the Presidency, Obama would have won in 1994! (how, we don’t know, mostly because thats a different universe).

This is that somewhere. The Mike Dukakis Presidential Library is a library of “false hoods” (or is it real?), “conspiracies”, and information that mainstream does not know or does not care to examine (ex. The true history of Cuba). The fake is real. The unknown is known.

In the Dukaktionary, there are words that are not listed by the Webster’s Dictionary. It is in fact as legitimate, if note more, than the “standard” U.S. English since “standard” U.S. English does not exist. The Dukaktionary words are in fact edited by everyone. No filter. These words are more important than any other words since they are the foundation of the Constitution! (not really).

In this place, you can vent all you want in total anarchy at, what do you know, the anarchy page. You can link build by adding your blog to the blog directory and even make a page about anything you want.

Now, you may be in the alternate universe where Bush the First won. So, all you can do is campaign and make sure that Mike Dukakis wins in ‘88. This is that page too!

You can
Ban School
Expose Monopolies like standard money.
Examine super intelligent talking mice.
and much more.

Use this site, visit this site, and maybe Mike Dukakis will win in ‘88.

Go back-in-time! (cuz you know we can, Obama does it weekly).